A Hacker’s Christmas Song

Posted on December 24, 2011 by Stuart

I’ll be home for Christmas
To fix your old PC.
Please have Coke and Mountain Dew
And pizza there for me.

Christmas Eve will find me
In Windows Update screens,
I’ll be done by New Year’s
If only in my dreams.

I’ll be home for Christmas
Installing Google Chrome,
Removing malware, cruft, and crud,
And backing up your /home.

Christmas Eve will find me
Swearing at the screen,
Replacing it with Linux
If only in my dreams.

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